Your Car is Like a Chick.
If you don't give her a little attention....
she'll become HIGH MAINTENANCE!
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WHAT? You're still going to the Dealer?
HUGH? You're throwing $ away?
YES! We work on ALL Makes mini bmw audi benz
DUDE! I save U $1000s!

Foggy Headlights?
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Yo! Your car is NOT a chick magnet if all it attracts is a tow truck! Not sexy!
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I promise to "go first" in demonstrating forgiveness, compassion, understanding,
kindness, positivity, and love.

Our Oil Change is like a thorough Physical Exam each time. Kwicky Lube here!

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Thursday, Sept. 1 3 p.m-7 p.m.
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We Scored 100% Customer Satisfaction Survey thru AAA our first year. We are proud to say we've done it many times now!

$50 OFF!
Oil/Filter Change + Full Vehicle Inspection
Battery Test/Charge + A/C Temp Test
Brake Inspection ONLY $20
Reg $70 8/30-31 WOW-WE!

We don't recommend anything you DON'T need....GUARANTEED.
Opps, I mean Karin-teed!

They say Controll:
weight blood pressure diabetes depression mental & physical fitness = no dementia
WILL you remember anything if you do?

No one should be going to the dealership for auto repair or maintenance unless they light their cigars with $10 bills

Yesterday is a canceled check
Tomorrow is a promissory note
TODAY is the only CA$H you have
Spend wisely

I'll SAY It AGAIN! We work on Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Audi, Volkwagen, Jaguar, Land Rover! We use the same parts and WILL save you Thousands!

Heard it all! There is a guy on the phone complaining that his A/C is blowing TOO COLD!
Can't make this stuff up!