Thursday, September 30, 2010

WARNING: Your Car is LIKE A CHICK -- If you don't give 'er a little attention . . . She'll Become High Maintenance! Give Her An Oil Change!
Remember My husband, thee The only THING getting SCREWED is your LUG NUTS!
Buying a USED car? Let us Check it Over B4 U Do! Repairs are painful AFTER already paid for the car.
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Service Software Vendor just told me 22 (twenty-two) new auto repair shops opened within 6 months are now CLOSED. Not a good time to open.
AAA Special
AAA Special
We Never Recommend Anything You Don't Need.
Thursday: SOC Chamber Networkers 11:30
Villa Roma Restaurant Laguna Hills
Look 4 Us At TORTILLA FLATS on beautiful LAKE MV in October!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I am your SUPER HERO against rip off in our industry. Quick! Get me my Cape!
Storm's a brewin! Maybe Thunder & Lightening?
Look for the best in each person, then show it to them, Describe it. Admire it. Thank them for it.
Bring Joy, Get Joy!
Word OnThe Street:
Macy's announced they are now hiring for the holidays. Costco in SJC is hiring for the holidays. Apply on line.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Weather Report For the Week
5 Days In HELL
Overcast with a chance of Flames
Just REGISTERED: NAWBO Remarkable Women Event Hilton Orange County Costa Mesa
Tuesday, October 05 @ 5:30pm - 8:30pm
I'm M E L T I N G . . . .
How do you tell a customer they weigh to much to allign their Mini Cooper?
113 in MV, hubby just called, power outage!
Sorry it is so Hot SO CAL, Can we help make your A/C cooler? 113 degrees in the shade in Mission Viejo.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Chamomile tea has a delicate sweet apple flavor & aroma. It soothes stomach cramps, eases indigestion & helps you relax before bed.
Sunday I will be married to the love of my life for 29 years.
OPEN SATURDAY 8-3 for your convenience!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Honey & Son close now, returning from Father Son Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon, trip. Guess I can put away my Lady Wesson next to my bed now :)
If it weren't SO TRUE it would be even FUNNIER.
At a Networking Event this week Restaurant owner had a booth sharing samples NO gloves, NO utensils, coughed like they had SARS virus! OMG
See you at the Lake Forest Chamber Round Table Event @ Lucilles BBQ on El Toro & Rockfield @ 11:30 TODAY!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Customer asked us for our Twitter address so she could Tweet that she was here! Thanks Laura!
Yosemite Lovers! April in the park! Amazing!
Buying a CAR? Know what U R getting into in maintanence costs. $hocked 2 learn they HAVE to buy EXPENSIVE tires, Some use only certain oil.
South Orange County Networkers: BIG CHANGES!
Come See US @ our new location in October: Tortilla Flats @LakeMissionViejo Thursdays 11:30
September 23 5-7 Sepulveda Building Materials
28092 Forbes Road $10/Members $15/Potential Members
We don't recommend anything you don't need . . . . Karin-teed!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

A Tomato has 4 chambers & is red. The heart has 4 chambers & is red. Tomatoes are loaded with lycopine & are pure heart and blood food.
Its like Christmas Morning! All my Amazon packages came! Conversations with God Movie & book on cds, AND my South African Rooibos Tea!
Guys: Your car is NO chick magnet if all it is attracting is a tow truck! So Not Sexy!
SOC NETWORKERS LUNCH Thursdays 11:30-1:00
Villa Roma Restaurant 25254 La Paz Rd.Laguna Hills, Look for us @Tortilla Flats MV in October!
I strive to stamp out dishonesty in our industry. I hear it every day! Rip offs, liars, taking advantage of old people. Get me my Cape!
Maintenance is a simple thing you can do to avoid unexpected surprises, like a tow truck, Get in for a Neighborhly Oil Change 949-707-5991

Monday, September 20, 2010

Pushy Tow Truck Driver tried to HIJACK our lady customer. Wouldn't give her new battery. Told her she needs an alternator @ his shop!
"A Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored.
Liberty, once lost, is lost forever." - John Adams
Funny . . . . they said the Tea Party wouldn't move. All I heard yesterday on TV was Tea Party, Tea Party, Tea Party. It has grown legs
Our honesty is what saves U $ compared 2 the dealer. We use same parts as BMW Mercedes Audi & our techs R certified. We just WON'T upsell U

Sunday, September 19, 2010

All you need to know:
We Don't Recommend Anything You Don't Need Karin-Teed!
All you need to remember:
Trusted OC Mechanic dot com
Yes OR No?
Should I be friends with Auto Dealerships that want to be my friend on Facebook? Tee Hee ;)
Do you ever feel like you are the only who Gets It?
My son was f-ing around with his new video game connection and my computer lost .
Thank You Universe!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Just returned from Dealership, picked up some fluids. Poor car owners camped out 4 the day. Looked like they were waiting 2 C the dentist!

Friday, September 17, 2010

Call 4 Appointment
949 707-5991
949 707-5991 is all you need in your cell phone!
You are special, You are beautiful, You are important to me.
When U hear I save U $1000's - its due to HONESTY. We use the same parts as BMW Mercedes, Audi, Volkswagon & our technicians are certified.
OPEN Saturday!
Coffee, Newspaper, TV, Wifi, Cookies, 45 minutes & a Screamin' Oil Change
949 707-5991
Ask about our great CAR RENTAL deals when you need repair work done AND your car!
If a sizeable repair is needed, and there may be more coming, we educate you and ask you if it may be time to think about a newer vehicle.
Got a look at my fingerprint in my magnifying mirror this morning. I wonder what God's plan for fingerprints were? It struck me as beautiful
Take 4 minutes & See the world. This miniature train is so realistic!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

I just typed "Fantastically"
Is that even a word?
Michael Moore says put the mosque ON the site of Ground Zero 9/11. Baffoon!
So sick of those who bash our country.
Just F_ _ King LEAVE!
Don't think the lifetime "anything" at a Tire Store is beneficial. Do you think their techs are certified? Think again! Lifetime headaches!
Look for our Today Only Special on Facebook!
Today Only: Don't Tell Keith SPECIAL: Oil Change Tire Rotation, AAA Inspection, Brake Inspection, A/C-Heat Temp Check $29.95! (Reg $79.95)

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Once Upon A Time there were 7 Friendly Guys in Red Shirts w/ excellent service. Everyone's Cars Ran great & they lived happily ever after!
I wonder a lot why God didn't make dogs to live longer. They're so giving of their hearts, yet live so short a life.
Bed Bug Travel Info What you need to know!
Here's Wing Lam co-founder of Wahoos Fish Tacos
Had the pleasure getting to know Wing Lam, co-founder of Wahoo's Fish Tacos @NAWBO last night. Very down to earth, funny & inspiring!
It is already noon, and I have accomplished nothing on my To Do List. Can somebody please fire my ass!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Israel puts pork fat in buses. Suicide bombers risk pork fat ends up on his body and will not go to Paradise. No more attacks! Genius!

Monday, September 13, 2010

There's no one putting themselves out there like my husband sons & crew. Customer Service with a smile :) Why? Our customers are our friends
Come Visit Me At My Table!
NAWBO Monthly Dinner
Just humanely caught the tiny mouse that was hanging out at Neighborhood Car Care. He is being released in a much nicer environment!
"What a mess."
"Piece of Crap!"
My most used sentiments lately.
Monday Maintenance: Coffee Wifi Cookies 45 minutes & a Screamin' Oil Change! 949 707-5991

Friday, September 10, 2010

Drawing Straws to see who gets to pick up the pain in the ass customer! Thank goodness I own the joint! :D
I see a tall, frosty Grande Dirty Martini in my future
It just couldn't be a drama-less day, could it?
Customer visited friend. Got oil change from friend's mechanic. He told her she needs brakes. Neighborhood Car Car found 80% still left WOW!
BMW AUDI BENZ Owners: Do Not Believe Dealer saying U HAVE to do service with them. We use same parts & certified techs & WILL $AVE U Tons!
OPEN Saturday! Coffee, Newspaper, TV, Wifi, Cookies, 45 minutes & a Screamin' Oil Change 949 707-5991
Obnoxious Customer Winner! Old guy gets my donation drive 4 homeless kids, hates my Pet Food Donation Drive 4 pet owners w/ no job keep pets

Thursday, September 9, 2010

I hear customers say "I follow you on Twitter" and I hear the most fabulous comments about what I post. Thank you!
I have been Social Networking for 1 year now and it has brought Neighborhood Car Care's pressence soaring! I have met amazing contacts.
In my lobby talking to a customer, my favorite thing to do . . . I saw a little mouse looking up at me! He was so cute, big ears.
NEED A CAR? Sharon McCoy will do all the work (YUK) for you. Save time, $, & no hassle. Buy or lease, financing! What are you waiting for?

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Latte is French for " You paid too much for that coffee" FREE Coffee & WiFi @Neighborhood Car Care
Your new car is a depreciating asset. Once you drive it off the lot it looses 20% of value. Finance a car for 3 years or less
"Answer My Prayer - Steal This Car"
Not if you come to Neighborhood Car Care!
If we can't FIX Your Brakes, we'll make your HORN LOUDER!
Be spontaneous . . . . tomorrow
Husband got me last night! Programmed TV to switch to channel where Saturday Night Fever was starting.Couldn't stop watching. Saw it 100 X's
BARGAIN: Something U don't need at a price U can't resist. Here U Don't get ANYTHING U Don't Need PERIOD
You are one person in the world, and you are the world to one person.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

I Would VOTE for_____________for President in 2012.
Where has the day gone? Did the earth spin faster today? Can't believe it is 4 o'clock already.
Ask About A FREE Rental Car. TIGHT SCHEDULE? Need Auto Repair. Rental Cars from $25 Unlimited miles. Free drop off & pick up
Imagine being married to that EGO!
Excuse me!
Your Emergency Is NOT my Emergency.
Does he HAVE to be heard EVERYDAY??? ....Augh!
Begin your day by being grateful.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Word On The Street: Usage of the word: Repeal
Neighborhood Car Care is off for a lovely weekend full of NOTHINGNESS!
High Maintenance out of town BeOTCH towed in. Disrupted&Annoyd our friendly busy shop. Sorry Ms. Center of the Unviverse, NOT IN OUR SHOP!

Friday, September 3, 2010

September is National OIL CHANGE Month. Get 'em while they're HOT!
A girl had acid thrown at her face in Washington. A 49 yr old woman Dr. climbed down an chimney & died there. WTF is going on out there?
It takes 5 positive actions to balance 1 negative
Word on the Street:
They are actually saying the word IMPEACH.
Don't BeLIEve the low price coupons & quotes.
We don't use cheap parts and unqualified technicians.
There is a point of no return in relationships
Lemons 2 Lemonade? Why are lemons considered negative? I use a lemon every day. They're good 4 U, R falling off trees & cost almost a buck!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Oh, Hey, I Forgot to tell You!
We are OPEN This Saturday.
We are OPEN EVERY Saturday.
Our customers are so good to us! Thanks for the BROWNIES Kandi!
Someone just posted: "Today sucked!" Those oh so very brutal days are there to make the gift of Joy oh so Joyful on a Fantastic day!
LABOR DAY: Dedicated to American workers who have contributed to the strength, prosperity and well-being of our country. Proudly Celebrate!
This heat can make a weak battery a DEAD battery.
We have a tool that measures the life of your battery everytime U R in for an OIL CHANGE
and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
Ask About A FREE Rental Car. TIGHT SCHEDULE? Need Auto Repair. Rental Cars from $25 unlimited miles. Free drop off & pick up
The word out on the street: "OUT OF TOUCH" He does not relate to "Joe Coupon" or "Jane Clearance Rack"
Karin: "When are you coming in again?"
Customer: "When the check engine light is on."
Get an Oil Change. Drive With Peace of Mind.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Don't Drink & Facebook!
Tires, Oil Change, Brakes
All Models All Makes
Add Excellent Service
& That's What It Takes!
A word about Networking. . . . . If you are not in the room, they're not talking about YOU!
I Have Never ______________________ .
Networker's Lunch Infusion Ladera Ranch
September1 Wednesday 11:30 AM
I Have Never ___________________
Congress Not Sure IF they'll help Small Business. In the meantime Small Business Keeps On WORKING & Congress Goes On VACATION
Please VOTE