Monday, December 20, 2010

Supersticious or Religious when Starting Your Car?
'Doesn't have to be that way. Give up the rabbit's foot. Get My Screamin' Oil Change

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

A Solid YELLOW Check Engine light may be trivial or serious. Tighten the gas cap, if the light does not go off, check with your mechanic.
Used cars can be a great value or a Wallet nightmare! Let us inspect it BEFORE you pay for it. Repairs needed can often lower the price!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Grandma got runover by a reindeer. Grandpa didn't maintain his car, it broke down and Grandma had to walk home!
Free Brake Inspection! Linings Calipers Wheel Cylinders Master Cylinder & fluid condition. ABS Diag xtra. 4 appt ask 4 Adam 949 707 5991

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Patty Meyers just earned $25 toward auto repair 4 referring her friend Sylvia. Check out our new referral cards. Have $ waiting 4 U.
Over the river & thru the Hood to Neighborhood Car Care we go. Don't wanna break down in a bad part of town & have the wife & kids frown!
A beautiful friend and fellow networker Doug Murray donated a $100.00 check today for the shelter dog coats. Bless Him & all who donate

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Put Car Maintenance HIGH on your list,
or your car will become HIGH Maintenance.
5 Shepard Mix Puppies Need Foster Homes. Need a last minute gift for the Holidays????
10K mile Service on customer's Lexus. DEALER wanted $240 Smackeroos! $30 @NEIGHBORHOOD Car Care! LOVE Saving Our friends Money!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Crock Pot Weather. Where's Your Snuggie?
Don't be a TURKEY! Get in 4 that over due Oil Change - 2 B good 2 go 4 your holiday road trip!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Star lite Star brite All the stars I see tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wish I wish tonight
Used cars can be a great value or a Wallet nightmare! Let us inspect it BEFORE you pay for it. Repairs needed can often lower the price!
Your Brakes don't mean JACK if your Tires Are Wack! (U get what I'm Sayin' ?) U Do the Math. Call ME

Monday, November 8, 2010

EVERY Thursday OC NETWORKERS! Meet at Tortilla Flats on the beautiful Lake Mission Viejo. 11:30-1 for Networking Commericals & Testimonails
Friday! Lake Forest Chamber's Round Table Event November 12 11:30-1 Lucille's Smoke House BBQ 23760 El Toro Road, Lake Forest
Thursday! SPEED NETWORKING RSM Business Alliance TGIF's 22022 El Paseo RSM 5:30-7:30 $10 Members/$15 Non-Members appetizers/no host bar
Monday Maintenance: Coffee Wifi Cookies + 45 minutes = Neighborhood Car Care's Screamin' Oil Change & Safety Inspection! & U R Good 2 Go!
Need wiper blades? Just pull up to our Green Curb!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

IF your car is a Status Symbol....what does your car symbolize?
Does anyone have the driving directions to
EASY STREET? = Your alternative to the BMW, Mercedes, AUDI, Volvo, Volkswagon Dealer. We WILL Save You Thousands! 949 707 5991

Friday, November 5, 2010

Hey! High Maintenance Customer, do U want a high maintenance surcharge?

Thursday, November 4, 2010

is making meatloaf for dinner.
New Car Buy? B4U do, Check with these experts as to the costs to maintain it. From tires to filters & oil, even wipers get expensive.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

If U didn't know we provide awesome TIRES, that's MY FAULT. Let us give you a quote for properly installed Tires. Some we refuse to sell!
Michelle Obama this morning:
"My husband can't do it by himself, he needs HARRY REED!"
All time LOWest LOW Michelle!
Donate dog sweaters, Also wanted mats, baby blankets, thin washable small dog beds. Ross, Big Lots, .99 only.

Monday, November 1, 2010

A Flashing YELLOW light could be serious. Check with your mechanic right away!
A Solid YELLOW Check Engine light may be trivial or serious. Tighten the gas cap, if the light does not go off, check with your mechanic.

Friday, October 29, 2010

949 707-5991
Happy Halloween Neighborhood Car Care Friends!
Be Safe & Have Fun!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Tire SALE!
They're rolling out the door!
Call Amir for a quote....949 707 5991
Is there such a thing as a WASTED VOTE

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Just Remember
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Sunday, October 17, 2010

How are your tires gripping the road this slick & slippery morning? Some tires we refuse to offer. Our customers deserve lasting quality.
We Need Your Feedback Today!
Does the Seller's REALTOR a l w a y s Say "There's another offer." ?

Friday, October 15, 2010

Holidays Shopping to do? CAR CARE While You Shop. Let Me SHUTTLE you to Target, MV & LH Malls or LF Arbor while we maintain your car.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

NEVER put feet on the dash board in a moving vehicle! If your airbag deploys for any reason, well you know the rest. 'See it all the time.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Check out OC Networkers page on facebook!
FREEZING DOGS Help Make Shelter Dogs Coats 4 Winter, they freeze on cold cement. Donate $/Fabric/Cut patterns? Call me "4 dogs" 949 707-5991
So staying positive is pretty challenging when you had THE WEEK FROM HELL. (Echo Echo) Felt down in am but busy work around the house helps.
Early morning Internet Research stopped us from getting involved in a very sketchy experience. Dogs R mad, no walk. We R glad! iLove Google!

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Used cars can be a great value or a Wallet nightmare! Let us inspect it BEFORE you pay for it.
Repairs needed can often lower the price!

Friday, October 8, 2010

I am Toast! What A Day from Hell. There IS a full moon in my universe.
Waiting to hear a big YES on something we have been praying for for a long time! Feel Free To Pray Along!
Some crazy man just came into our shop demanding to see the owner. He was very physically aggressive. Left as quick as he came! Full Moon?
Being Positively Positive

Thursday, October 7, 2010

OMG, do I need to get this upset with an entity that is supposed to be an Ally?
PLEASE and THANK YOU! For granting us our dream God.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Star lite Star brite
All the stars I see tonight
I wish I may I wish I might
Have the wish I wish tonight
Please send us good thoughts
Customer had her steering fluid service. Took the vehicle to dealer. Guess u know what they tried to sell her! She let them have it! YES!!!
I think I heard a waiter call me "Ma'am" today! What an insult!

Monday, October 4, 2010

You will not be the same person after consciously giving thanks each day for the abundance that exists in your life
Vibrating In Gratitude
God Is Working In Mysterious Ways.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

WARNING: Your Car is LIKE A CHICK -- If you don't give 'er a little attention . . . She'll Become High Maintenance! Give Her An Oil Change!
Remember My husband, thee The only THING getting SCREWED is your LUG NUTS!
Buying a USED car? Let us Check it Over B4 U Do! Repairs are painful AFTER already paid for the car.
Trusted OC Mechanic dot com

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Service Software Vendor just told me 22 (twenty-two) new auto repair shops opened within 6 months are now CLOSED. Not a good time to open.
AAA Special
AAA Special
We Never Recommend Anything You Don't Need.
Thursday: SOC Chamber Networkers 11:30
Villa Roma Restaurant Laguna Hills
Look 4 Us At TORTILLA FLATS on beautiful LAKE MV in October!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I am your SUPER HERO against rip off in our industry. Quick! Get me my Cape!
Storm's a brewin! Maybe Thunder & Lightening?
Look for the best in each person, then show it to them, Describe it. Admire it. Thank them for it.
Bring Joy, Get Joy!
Word OnThe Street:
Macy's announced they are now hiring for the holidays. Costco in SJC is hiring for the holidays. Apply on line.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Weather Report For the Week
5 Days In HELL
Overcast with a chance of Flames
Just REGISTERED: NAWBO Remarkable Women Event Hilton Orange County Costa Mesa
Tuesday, October 05 @ 5:30pm - 8:30pm
I'm M E L T I N G . . . .
How do you tell a customer they weigh to much to allign their Mini Cooper?
113 in MV, hubby just called, power outage!
Sorry it is so Hot SO CAL, Can we help make your A/C cooler? 113 degrees in the shade in Mission Viejo.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Chamomile tea has a delicate sweet apple flavor & aroma. It soothes stomach cramps, eases indigestion & helps you relax before bed.
Sunday I will be married to the love of my life for 29 years.
OPEN SATURDAY 8-3 for your convenience!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Honey & Son close now, returning from Father Son Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon, trip. Guess I can put away my Lady Wesson next to my bed now :)
If it weren't SO TRUE it would be even FUNNIER.
At a Networking Event this week Restaurant owner had a booth sharing samples NO gloves, NO utensils, coughed like they had SARS virus! OMG
See you at the Lake Forest Chamber Round Table Event @ Lucilles BBQ on El Toro & Rockfield @ 11:30 TODAY!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Customer asked us for our Twitter address so she could Tweet that she was here! Thanks Laura!
Yosemite Lovers! April in the park! Amazing!
Buying a CAR? Know what U R getting into in maintanence costs. $hocked 2 learn they HAVE to buy EXPENSIVE tires, Some use only certain oil.
South Orange County Networkers: BIG CHANGES!
Come See US @ our new location in October: Tortilla Flats @LakeMissionViejo Thursdays 11:30
September 23 5-7 Sepulveda Building Materials
28092 Forbes Road $10/Members $15/Potential Members
We don't recommend anything you don't need . . . . Karin-teed!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

A Tomato has 4 chambers & is red. The heart has 4 chambers & is red. Tomatoes are loaded with lycopine & are pure heart and blood food.
Its like Christmas Morning! All my Amazon packages came! Conversations with God Movie & book on cds, AND my South African Rooibos Tea!
Guys: Your car is NO chick magnet if all it is attracting is a tow truck! So Not Sexy!
SOC NETWORKERS LUNCH Thursdays 11:30-1:00
Villa Roma Restaurant 25254 La Paz Rd.Laguna Hills, Look for us @Tortilla Flats MV in October!
I strive to stamp out dishonesty in our industry. I hear it every day! Rip offs, liars, taking advantage of old people. Get me my Cape!
Maintenance is a simple thing you can do to avoid unexpected surprises, like a tow truck, Get in for a Neighborhly Oil Change 949-707-5991

Monday, September 20, 2010

Pushy Tow Truck Driver tried to HIJACK our lady customer. Wouldn't give her new battery. Told her she needs an alternator @ his shop!
"A Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored.
Liberty, once lost, is lost forever." - John Adams
Funny . . . . they said the Tea Party wouldn't move. All I heard yesterday on TV was Tea Party, Tea Party, Tea Party. It has grown legs
Our honesty is what saves U $ compared 2 the dealer. We use same parts as BMW Mercedes Audi & our techs R certified. We just WON'T upsell U

Sunday, September 19, 2010

All you need to know:
We Don't Recommend Anything You Don't Need Karin-Teed!
All you need to remember:
Trusted OC Mechanic dot com
Yes OR No?
Should I be friends with Auto Dealerships that want to be my friend on Facebook? Tee Hee ;)
Do you ever feel like you are the only who Gets It?
My son was f-ing around with his new video game connection and my computer lost .
Thank You Universe!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Just returned from Dealership, picked up some fluids. Poor car owners camped out 4 the day. Looked like they were waiting 2 C the dentist!

Friday, September 17, 2010

Call 4 Appointment
949 707-5991
949 707-5991 is all you need in your cell phone!
You are special, You are beautiful, You are important to me.
When U hear I save U $1000's - its due to HONESTY. We use the same parts as BMW Mercedes, Audi, Volkswagon & our technicians are certified.
OPEN Saturday!
Coffee, Newspaper, TV, Wifi, Cookies, 45 minutes & a Screamin' Oil Change
949 707-5991
Ask about our great CAR RENTAL deals when you need repair work done AND your car!
If a sizeable repair is needed, and there may be more coming, we educate you and ask you if it may be time to think about a newer vehicle.
Got a look at my fingerprint in my magnifying mirror this morning. I wonder what God's plan for fingerprints were? It struck me as beautiful
Take 4 minutes & See the world. This miniature train is so realistic!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

I just typed "Fantastically"
Is that even a word?
Michael Moore says put the mosque ON the site of Ground Zero 9/11. Baffoon!
So sick of those who bash our country.
Just F_ _ King LEAVE!
Don't think the lifetime "anything" at a Tire Store is beneficial. Do you think their techs are certified? Think again! Lifetime headaches!
Look for our Today Only Special on Facebook!
Today Only: Don't Tell Keith SPECIAL: Oil Change Tire Rotation, AAA Inspection, Brake Inspection, A/C-Heat Temp Check $29.95! (Reg $79.95)

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Once Upon A Time there were 7 Friendly Guys in Red Shirts w/ excellent service. Everyone's Cars Ran great & they lived happily ever after!
I wonder a lot why God didn't make dogs to live longer. They're so giving of their hearts, yet live so short a life.
Bed Bug Travel Info What you need to know!
Here's Wing Lam co-founder of Wahoos Fish Tacos
Had the pleasure getting to know Wing Lam, co-founder of Wahoo's Fish Tacos @NAWBO last night. Very down to earth, funny & inspiring!
It is already noon, and I have accomplished nothing on my To Do List. Can somebody please fire my ass!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Israel puts pork fat in buses. Suicide bombers risk pork fat ends up on his body and will not go to Paradise. No more attacks! Genius!

Monday, September 13, 2010

There's no one putting themselves out there like my husband sons & crew. Customer Service with a smile :) Why? Our customers are our friends
Come Visit Me At My Table!
NAWBO Monthly Dinner
Just humanely caught the tiny mouse that was hanging out at Neighborhood Car Care. He is being released in a much nicer environment!
"What a mess."
"Piece of Crap!"
My most used sentiments lately.
Monday Maintenance: Coffee Wifi Cookies 45 minutes & a Screamin' Oil Change! 949 707-5991

Friday, September 10, 2010

Drawing Straws to see who gets to pick up the pain in the ass customer! Thank goodness I own the joint! :D
I see a tall, frosty Grande Dirty Martini in my future
It just couldn't be a drama-less day, could it?
Customer visited friend. Got oil change from friend's mechanic. He told her she needs brakes. Neighborhood Car Car found 80% still left WOW!
BMW AUDI BENZ Owners: Do Not Believe Dealer saying U HAVE to do service with them. We use same parts & certified techs & WILL $AVE U Tons!
OPEN Saturday! Coffee, Newspaper, TV, Wifi, Cookies, 45 minutes & a Screamin' Oil Change 949 707-5991
Obnoxious Customer Winner! Old guy gets my donation drive 4 homeless kids, hates my Pet Food Donation Drive 4 pet owners w/ no job keep pets

Thursday, September 9, 2010

I hear customers say "I follow you on Twitter" and I hear the most fabulous comments about what I post. Thank you!
I have been Social Networking for 1 year now and it has brought Neighborhood Car Care's pressence soaring! I have met amazing contacts.
In my lobby talking to a customer, my favorite thing to do . . . I saw a little mouse looking up at me! He was so cute, big ears.
NEED A CAR? Sharon McCoy will do all the work (YUK) for you. Save time, $, & no hassle. Buy or lease, financing! What are you waiting for?

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Latte is French for " You paid too much for that coffee" FREE Coffee & WiFi @Neighborhood Car Care
Your new car is a depreciating asset. Once you drive it off the lot it looses 20% of value. Finance a car for 3 years or less
"Answer My Prayer - Steal This Car"
Not if you come to Neighborhood Car Care!
If we can't FIX Your Brakes, we'll make your HORN LOUDER!
Be spontaneous . . . . tomorrow
Husband got me last night! Programmed TV to switch to channel where Saturday Night Fever was starting.Couldn't stop watching. Saw it 100 X's
BARGAIN: Something U don't need at a price U can't resist. Here U Don't get ANYTHING U Don't Need PERIOD
You are one person in the world, and you are the world to one person.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

I Would VOTE for_____________for President in 2012.
Where has the day gone? Did the earth spin faster today? Can't believe it is 4 o'clock already.
Ask About A FREE Rental Car. TIGHT SCHEDULE? Need Auto Repair. Rental Cars from $25 Unlimited miles. Free drop off & pick up
Imagine being married to that EGO!
Excuse me!
Your Emergency Is NOT my Emergency.
Does he HAVE to be heard EVERYDAY??? ....Augh!
Begin your day by being grateful.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Word On The Street: Usage of the word: Repeal
Neighborhood Car Care is off for a lovely weekend full of NOTHINGNESS!
High Maintenance out of town BeOTCH towed in. Disrupted&Annoyd our friendly busy shop. Sorry Ms. Center of the Unviverse, NOT IN OUR SHOP!

Friday, September 3, 2010

September is National OIL CHANGE Month. Get 'em while they're HOT!
A girl had acid thrown at her face in Washington. A 49 yr old woman Dr. climbed down an chimney & died there. WTF is going on out there?
It takes 5 positive actions to balance 1 negative
Word on the Street:
They are actually saying the word IMPEACH.
Don't BeLIEve the low price coupons & quotes.
We don't use cheap parts and unqualified technicians.
There is a point of no return in relationships
Lemons 2 Lemonade? Why are lemons considered negative? I use a lemon every day. They're good 4 U, R falling off trees & cost almost a buck!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Oh, Hey, I Forgot to tell You!
We are OPEN This Saturday.
We are OPEN EVERY Saturday.
Our customers are so good to us! Thanks for the BROWNIES Kandi!
Someone just posted: "Today sucked!" Those oh so very brutal days are there to make the gift of Joy oh so Joyful on a Fantastic day!
LABOR DAY: Dedicated to American workers who have contributed to the strength, prosperity and well-being of our country. Proudly Celebrate!
This heat can make a weak battery a DEAD battery.
We have a tool that measures the life of your battery everytime U R in for an OIL CHANGE
and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
Ask About A FREE Rental Car. TIGHT SCHEDULE? Need Auto Repair. Rental Cars from $25 unlimited miles. Free drop off & pick up
The word out on the street: "OUT OF TOUCH" He does not relate to "Joe Coupon" or "Jane Clearance Rack"
Karin: "When are you coming in again?"
Customer: "When the check engine light is on."
Get an Oil Change. Drive With Peace of Mind.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Don't Drink & Facebook!
Tires, Oil Change, Brakes
All Models All Makes
Add Excellent Service
& That's What It Takes!
A word about Networking. . . . . If you are not in the room, they're not talking about YOU!
I Have Never ______________________ .
Networker's Lunch Infusion Ladera Ranch
September1 Wednesday 11:30 AM
I Have Never ___________________
Congress Not Sure IF they'll help Small Business. In the meantime Small Business Keeps On WORKING & Congress Goes On VACATION
Please VOTE

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Our waiting area has great energy. There are always friendships being made, connections with email exchanging, and networking going on!

Monday, August 30, 2010

Appreciation & Gratitude attracts, attachment pushes away. If U R afraid U will not get what U want U have attachment. So Appreciate & Thank
With first time home buyer incentives, the government will help you buy a house they didn't help the previous owners keep. Hmmmmm
Customer Email: Just wanted to say thank you. Everything went perfect Saturday. I brought my paper & watched tv & relaxed like I was home.
September is National OIL CHANGE month! Get 'em while they're hot!
Another beautiful moring! This is OUR Summer.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Buying New Car 101: Do your homework! Son Tyler recommended new rims, the expense of tires was going to put our customer in the poor house.
September's Calendar is filling up nicely for NETWORKING!
U drive 20 miles 4 a good Doctor. So why go to a corner mechanic instead of driving to a AAA shop who scored 100%CustomerSatisfaction 5 yrs!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Its HOT!
Before You Buy A NEW CAR, ask us about the costs to maintain that new car. Could be quite a shock what brakes or tires cost for that car.
CAR DEALER told our CUSTOMER they need an $8000 NEW ENGINE :O Customer called Neighborhood Car Care...$400 worth of TLC, runs like NEW!
Just joined
This is About You
Love seeing our customers CHILLAX in our lounge! TV WIFI COFFEE COOKIES
Its like your living room :)
Saturday Mornings in Irvine
TIRE STORE refuses to warrantee tire. Gal didn't have paperwork. Its in their computer! AND won't make a bulging recalled tire right either!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Love Your Country
Imagine running in the hot sun without the ability to sweat.Clean Coolant keeps your engine from over heating.Coolant Flush $20OFF 707-5991
Here 4 U 4 A 2nd Opinion
Is your car a Chick Magnet or more like a tow truck magnet?
Pizza gets to your house faster than the police.
Sorry For Driving SO CLOSE in Front of You
A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a swimming pool.
South Orange County Networkers Lunch Thursdays at Villa Roma Restaurant in Laguna Hills, 25254 La Paz Road just a block off I-5.
This Friday Lunch Time!
Are you ashamed of what You would do for a Klondike Bar?
BRAKE Special:
$50 front or rear
$100 off front AND rear!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Customer replied to service email she won't be back even tho good service 'cause we don't include a car wash with an oil change W T F ? ? ?
In an industry full of questionable and deliberate unethical actions, we Don't Say We're HONEST, our Customers Do!
Buying a USED car? Let us Check it Over B 4 U Do! Repairs are painful AFTER U paid for it. Owner should be happy to let U get under the hood
A car is one of the largest investments you will make. Yet no one reads the owner manual.
The law of attraction is saying to you, "Be happy now, and as long as you keep doing that, I will give you unlimited happiness."
You must be happy now to bring happiness into your life through the law of attraction. It's a simple formula. Happiness attracts happiness.

Monday, August 23, 2010

300 Customers are called by AAA each year. We scored 100% Customer Satisfaction 5 yrs!
Don't Be LIE ve 'em!
Don't Tr US t 'em.
Register, then
Love Your Neighbor
GOV GONE WILD "Now I've Heard It All" doesn't apply anymore. Everyday I hear something new that makes me shutter in disbelief.
Other repair shop's LOW-BALL Timing Belt quote explodes once their into the job. Ask us what's involved for an out the door ligit quote.
My son and his buddy had 5 girls over for a swim yesterday! How about them odds! : )

Saturday, August 21, 2010

MENTOR anyone young or anyone not voting the important reasons why NOT to V O T E.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Everyone has the right to their own opinion, but not the right to shove it down our throats!
Don't piece-meal your car's needs. Get 2 know a trusted mechanic. Don't go to a muffler shop, a transmission shop, Quickie Lube & Joe's Tire
Just because your Trany goes bad, don't go to that advertised Trany shop. Customer told us he paid $450 more at double A _ _ Oh MY!
Thankful for the cool morning...relief from the heat.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

I get so Bitchy when its hot!
Watching politicians act like junior high schoolers would be so much more fun if they weren't MUCKING UP OUR COUNTRY!
Restoring Honor RALLY.....We Really DO Need to Restore Honor
Love Your Country
Love Your Neighbor
Business Mixer August 24 5:30 - 7:30 p.m.
Elephant Bar Co-Sponsored by Capital Source Bank
5 Freeway & El Toro Road at Laguna Hills Mall
I learned that there are people who lost jobs and are unable to pay for food. There are folks out there helping them. They need donations.
All Brands (That we find acceptable)
All Sizes
Buy 4 Get $50 Off
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I heard today that 15 Dachshunds need homes. I can introduce you to the people helping!
South Orange County Chamber NETWORKING Luncheon Every Thursday Villa Roma Laguna Hills 11:30
Think Your Cool? Wanna Be Cooler? Get an A/C Service.
TONIGHT: Network OC OC's Ultimate Business Mixer Atrium Hotel, OC Airport 5-8pm $25 Member/$30 Non-Member 33 Chambers & Organizations

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Karin has left the building. (to go home, get the mail, put out trash, feed the dogs, make dinner, do the dishes, all with a smile)
Going to Lake Forest to pick up a new customer. Her car now has safe new aligned tires, fresh brake pads and a Screamin' NCC Oil Change!
Heard some "tire guy" told the husband that his wife was annoyed about the repair bill 'cause it took away from her "Nail Money" What a JERK
Raised another $440 for the Back Pack for Homeless Project! Thank You to all who cared enough to tell a homeless person U care. Over $1200!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

This heat can make a weak battery a DEAD battery.
We have a tool that measures the life of your battery everytime U R in for an OIL CHANGE

Monday, August 16, 2010

You and Your Car Are A Lot Alike, you need quality fuel to keep going and a regular check up by an expert. We're Your Car Expert!
'Gettin' HOT! Don't Kill The Messenger. Get your A/C Serviced. FYI: There is a difference between an A/C Service & an A/C Check 949 707-5991
Don't Go On That Summer Road Trip Until We Inspect Your Vehicle! Could be the difference between Paradise or a Tow Truck. 949 707-5991

Friday, August 13, 2010

Imagine running in the hot sun without the ability to sweat.Clean Coolant keeps your engine from over heating.Coolant Flush $20OFF 707-5991
Prayers work for people. How about we all Pray For Our Country.
Give YOU A BRAKE? U Got It! Karin's Special: $50 front or rear. $100 off front AND rear! 949 707 5991 Visit us @
TrustedOCMechanic dot com
So the husband says after we tell him his tires are BALD. . . "That's OK. My wife just takes the kids to School in that car." Bastard!
Open Saturday. Come 'N Get Your Maintenance!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Your Car is LIKE A CHICK -- If you don't give her a little attention ... She'll Become High Maintenance!
Buying a USED car? Let us Check it Over B4 U Do! Repairs are painful AFTER already paid for the car. 949 707 5991
You What? Change your own oil? U must have a lift in your gargage to inspect every nook & cranny. What do you do with the old diry oil?
What's your favorite thing about coming to Neighborhood Car Care? It's the cookies, isn't it! ; )

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

You put your big toe in put your big toe out.(from Under the sheets) Yummy Sleeping Weather...That's what its all about!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Come See Me At My Booth @ RBN WED. August 11 EXPO!
Our customers love the Saving$
Did you hear in the news the other day that MEN IN RED are HOT & SEXY? H E L L O O O O O. Come visit the friendly guys in the RED SHIRTS!
Please Allow Me To Introduce You To The Trusted OC Handsome Husband Keith and Our Very Cute Sons Tyler & Evan :D
Choose your vision, be clear, ask for what you want, take action and believe it will come.

Monday, August 9, 2010

AAA calls 300 customers Each Year
We scored 100% 5 Yrs Customer Satisfaction
We Don't Recommend Anything You Don't Need! 949 707-5991 Neighborhood Car Care. Don't Do The Dealer
Friend wants to Rent Their Room in Mission Viejo....$400 per month.
Friend is looking to fill a Landscape Position. Own a truck? Want to make $10-$12 per hour? Call me!
Twitter & Facebook Followers & Friends Get a 10% Discount up to $50! See store for details.~
If U have "needing money" in your vibration then U will keep attracting needing money. Money doesn't bring happiness-happiness brings money.
Monday Maintenance: Wifi, Coffee, Cookies, 45 Minutes & Oil Change 949 707 5991

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Got a cool thingy to measure battery life each Oil Change. Hot temps = weak battery dead faster. Say No to the Tow Truck-Yes to Maintenance.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

TWITTER FOLLOWERS: I would like to Follow You but TWITTER won't allow me "at this time" Why? I dunno! I truly appreciate your Follows!
Make just one person Happy this Friday and then Let Me Know How That Feels! I will be waiting! XOXOXOXO
Lots of "Meant To Be" things happened today. Thanks Universe. Attitude of Graditude. May all our dreams come true. May the Joy Be With You
Your generous donations for Isahia House for homeless families & CHILDREN that NCC collected reached over $600+ today. Thank U &
God Bless
Just occurred to me: No matter how old you are > Life is Perpetual High School, U NEVER want to PISS OFF the Popular Girl.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

After seperateing our team into 2, coming together from 2 locations into 1, your support made July 2010 our highest month in 6yrs Thank You!
In this heat, batteries close to the end can commit battery suicide, but what do they care how that effects you? They're in battery heaven!
You think you are so cool! Wanna be cooler? Come in for an A/C Check.
That's Hot! That your A/C works!
If you had all the money I could save you compared to the dealer, that'd be a lot of cha ching for your ba bling!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Brake Special $50 Front $100 off Front & Rear. 949 707-5991

Monday, August 2, 2010

If you hate going to the Dealership so much...Why continue? 'Think the outcome will get better? Imagine all the $ I could be saving you!
Monday Maintenance. Coffee, Cookies, Wifi, TV & 45 minutes for your Oil Change. Easy. 707-5991

Friday, July 30, 2010

Thursday, July 29, 2010

See you At the SOC Chamber for lunch at Villa Roma in Laguna Hills every Thursday @ 11:30. Go NETWORKERS!
Why is there always one customer, who does not know who NEIGHORHOOD CAR CARE is, acting all HIGH MAINTENANCE?
Amazing! So beautiful!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Facebookers & Twitterers! Friends & Followers: YOU GET A DISCOUNT @ Neighborhood Car Care!
Just met Stewart B. a Twitter follower @Neighborhood Car Care! Welcome, Very Nice To Meet You & We Thank you for your business!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Never Thought I'd see the day...Dealer is in a price war with ME! They beat our price just to LURE the customer to the facilty SHAME ON YOU
If you had the $ Neighborhood Car Care can save you, Imagine that ANGEL's GAME your kids want to go to! Don't Do the Dealer Mom & Dad!
If you had the $ Neighborhood Car Care can save you, Imagine the MILLIONS U could win playing the Lottery! Its Your $. Don't Do the Dealer.
Husbands: If you had the $ Neighborhood Car Care can save you, Imagine that VACATION your wife's been nagging about! Don't Do the Dealer.
If you had the $ Neighborhood Car Care can save you, Imagine that new PUTTER & your lower handicap! Don't Do the Dealer Golf Lover!
If you had the $ Neighborhood Car Care can save you.....Imagine how many SHOES you could buy! Don't Do the Dealer Girlfriend!
Printing for the flyers for the Homeless Cause we are collecting for: Donated by Advanced Litho in Lake Forest. Thanks Viv, Steve & Alex
Monday Maintenance! Coffee, WIFI, Oil Change with full safety inspection, Cookies and about 45 minutes! Oh, & Peace of Mind 949 707 5991.
Please don't hold the New Jersey Housewives against we who don't have a bag of rocks for brains & happen to come from the same state.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Friends don't let Friends work on their cars! That goes 4 boy friends with egos, uncles, fathers. Triple the cost to fix it right yesterday.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Lamb Chops R Calling.....
Passionate about $aving U $CA$H so U can Avoid Dealer prices WHERE EVER U Live! I'm Wearing the Super-Hero Cape! Call Me 4 A 2nd Opinion!
Do you know a trusted car mechanic? You do now! Hugh? Really? You are STILL getting raked by the Dealer? OMG! Hey, I WILL Save U $$$$$$
Tires: Unless u r comparing Apples 2 Apples, Cant
compare brands w/ price. There r just some tires we refuse to offer! Poor grade & mileage

Thursday, July 15, 2010

The only time you DON'T want to be Hot is when you A/C is on the FRITZ!
Does Your Car's A/C BLOW? Get 'er Done!
Your car is no CHICK MAGNET, if all it attracts is a TOW TRUCK...give 'er a little attention @ Neighborhood Car Care.
See you at the SOC Chamber Lunch Today @ 11:30 @ Villa Roma in Laguna Hills near the 5. We have a New Board, come check out the NETWORKERS!
Think You're Cool? Wanna Be Cooler?
$15 off A/C Service, call store for details!
949 707 5991 Neighborhood Car Care

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

8 hour Sales Mastery & Influence/ Don Spini Monday July 19th, 9-5 15 seats left. www.TeamProForce 888 308 0128
Ladera Rancho Chamber Wine Tasting Union Bank 6-8pm July 15 Union Bank (Ladera Ranch) 25612 Crown Valley Ste L
Today 5:30 Summer LF Chamber Mixer!

Friday, July 9, 2010

So the consumer has to spend more money before the 50K or so miles the tires were supposed to last! To add to that, they are UNSAFE!
New tires won't wear properly if the vehicle is not aligned. They start wearing improperly and become worthless in a very short time!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

People lose $ when tires wear improperly due to not aligning the vehicle after new tires are mounted. & is that Tire store AAA Approved?
Tires from a warehouse store? A tire store? A shop that can't align your vehicle has NO BUSINESS putting tires on it. Ask me why!
Chamber Lunch today @ Villa Roma in Laguna Hills 11:30
Speed Networking @ TGIF in RSM 5pm

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Come On Out Everybody to SPEED Networking! Thursday @TGIF in RSM 5-7pm
Best part of our biz: it is a pleasure to have such great customer-friends!
Jumped in my Camaro this morning and IT WOULDN'T Start! HEY! WTF? Some cutie from Neighborhood Car Care came to my rescue & jumped me. :))))

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Don't U want a Trusted Mechanic that won't rip U off? Don't tell me U go to the Dealer, I know how that's workin out for you & your wallet!
Working hard to learn ways my Business can refer itself!
OilChange 101-Oil breaks down in thickness, loses ability to lubricate the engine. Changing the oil @recommended times keeps engine alive.
U can't compare the old-fashioned service our shop delivers! We still wash your windshield B 4 we pull your car 2 the green curb 4 pick up!

Monday, July 5, 2010

SPEED NETWORKING! Thurs. July 8th 5-7pm TGIF in Rancho Santa Margarita
We have loyal Customers from Coto de Caza Foothill Ranch Dove Canyon Ladera Ranch Rancho Santa Margarita to Trabuco Canyon! Thank you!
Had a dream this morning that someone stole my Harley! Could you hear me crying?
Many Happy Oil Changes Today! Do you need one?
Happy Monday! June Gloom says: "Sleep in"

Saturday, July 3, 2010

NCC is OPEN Monday for all your automotive needs! 707 5991
Happy 4th of July! Here's wishing you personal FIREWORKS this weekend ;D

Friday, July 2, 2010

A compliment about your kid is more flattering than one about yourself.
July 14 Lake Forest Chamber Event
Open For Biz Saturday July 3 & Monday July 5 Come 'n Get Your Love! WIFI Waiting or SHUTTLE

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Want an Oil Change on Monday? 707 5991
We have the BESTEST customers EVER!
Road Trip without inspection: NIGHTMARE @Small-town Auto Repair! *tow truck, over-priced parts, 4 days 4 part, cranky family, empty wallet
A Dear Customer is in for A PRE-Family Road Trip inspection. UH OH! Worn Tires! Thank Goodness they know to come in BEFORE the trip.
707 5991
Neighborhood Car Care is OPEN Saturday & Monday for your convenience! 949 707 5991. Get Your Oil Change, Fluid Flush, Brake Service, A/C

Monday, June 28, 2010

Don't be with someone you can live with, Be with someone you can't live without
Thought of the day...Don't be a douche!
We Keep Your Older Vehicle Healthy WOW! 225K MILES
Somewhere Over The Rainbow....One day I want to wake up, and not have to deal with drama!
OIL CHANGE SPECIAL TODAY ONLY $22.95 Most Cars/See Store for details Call 4 appt. 949 707 5991 June 28

Friday, June 25, 2010

I heard today that a former mechanic got a ticket driving customer's car on the Toll Road. She only found out when she got it in the mail!
Our customers are our FRIENDS. Nothing but pure honest service. Come n' Get Your Hug!
Going on that Summer Road Trip? Get our AAA multi-point safety inspection thats included with our Oil Change!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Goin' to the Dealer? How's that working out 4 U?
Pit of Hell U say? Let me take U to Nirvana with an trusted mechanic who won't rip U off!
Friday:Great Networking @Lake Forest Chamber!
TODAY ONLY Karin's OIL CHANGE BONANZA $22.95 *Most cars & trucks,see store for details. 949 707-5991 7/4 Full Safety Inspection Included
Today: South Orange County Chamber Lunch Networkering! Villa Roma, Laguna Hills, 11:30 See you There!
Karin's OIL CHANGE BONANZA Today ONLY $22.95 *Most cars & trucks,see store for details. 949 707-5991 7/4 Full Safety Inspection Included
June Gloom has left the room!

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Name one song that u think most describes YOU.
Hate Doing The Dealer? I save you $1000's! Get a quote from them, then call ME! Take the challenge! Don't you want a trusted mechanic?

Monday, June 21, 2010

U Need To Know!
If you could bring only 1 food and 1 drink on an island what would they be?
Spouse: the only person I could stand to look at every day for the rest of my life and not kill!
How is that my man can rebuild and install a truck motor, but can't find the friggin' mayo in the fridge?
Gulfing VS GOLFING. . . . WTF?
I am offering a FREE smack in the head to anyone who needs it.
I'll manage my anger when u manage your stupidity!
KARMA is no joke, especially for those who play victim when they deserve everything that comes their way. Grown up & do the right thing!
Long Road Trip for your summer vacation? Don't you want a trusted certified mechanic to do that inspection?
Tires to Transmissions Corolla to Beamer. Doesn't Everyone Need a Trusted Mechanic known for "No Upsell"
Monday Maintenance. wifi coffee cookies and you oil changed! ;)

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Baby backs, mac salad, cornbread, molasis baked beans, sweet & sour meatballs, red onion & beet salad & his family. Happy Father's Day Keith
No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. DRAMA? Next window please.
I have an angel looking over me. It is my Father He went to heaven when I was 10. Happy Father's Day Dad. I feel your love everyday. LoveYou
My husband is not only the BEST mechanic in the OC-heĆ¢€™s HONEST! Never an upsell of stuff U don't need. Relax! Only 1 GETTIN' SCREWED is ME!
We listed the Federal Government as a "Depentant" on our tax return.

Friday, June 18, 2010

God sometimes removes a person from your life for your protection. Don't run after them.
AAA Approved Neighborhood Car Care works on ALL makes & models. Beamotas & Fordcedes. So tell me again . . . WHY R U STILL DOING THE DEALER?
A customer wearing a red shirt @NeighborhoodCarCare's waiting room was asked by another customer's child "Is it true the candy is free?" :)
Don't Always beLIEve the Auto Repair Quote Over The Phone! Your 2nd Opinion POM (peace of mind) There's a reason 4 our URL TrustedOCMechanic
ALWAYS remember to NEVER forget to please use the magical GREEN Curb @ our front door which is just for YOU! Our wonderful customers. :)
TURN SIGNALS are just clues to your next move so never use your blinkers. Former NJ Driver ;D
CAR DEALER told our CUSTOMER they need an $8000 NEW ENGINE. WHAT? Neighborhood Car Care's TLC = $400. It Now Runs like NEW!
Buying a USED car? Let us Check it Over B 4 U Do! Repairs are painful AFTER U already paid for the car.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

A dear friend told me: Most of our problems can be solved in 5 minutes, 5 hours or 5 days. Here's hoping your problems are 5 minute BLIPS XO
Think You're Cool? Wanna Be Cooler? Summer Is Here! Do You Need an A/C Service? That's HOT!
Good day networking. Good energy. 2 Meetings. Networked with over 100 people today!
"You have never experienced sales training like this. You will be comfortable and confident." Don Spini, CEO Team Pro Force 888 308 0128
It Be Cool to feel what your Handshake Translates
Rate Your Handshake:
1. Arm Wrestler OUCH!
2. Dead Fish Creepy
3. Confidence Abounds

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

You may be interested to know we have WIFI office work space, TV, couch, coffee, cookies pretzels. Very comfy waiting lounge.