MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL & to all a good nite. Best Wishes, Great Things in 2012 To All Our Friends & Loved Ones From Neighborhood Car Care.

We work on Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Audi, Volkwagen, Jaguar, Land Rover! Same parts U save $1000s! Imagine all that Xtra $ for holiday gifts!

$25 Gift Cards Available
Buy 4 Get 1 FREE!
Give the Trusted OC Mechanic to someone you love
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It is better to give than receive. Huhm.... We offer $25 gift certificates. Buy 4 Get One Free. Gift someone tires or long overdue repair!

Your Car is Like a Chick.
If you don't give her a little attention....
she'll become HIGH MAINTENANCE!
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WHAT? You're still going to the Dealer?
HUGH? You're throwing $ away?
YES! We work on ALL Makes mini bmw audi benz
DUDE! I save U $1000s!

Foggy Headlights?
We offer Headlight Restoration!
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Yo! Your car is NOT a chick magnet if all it attracts is a tow truck! Not sexy!
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I promise to "go first" in demonstrating forgiveness, compassion, understanding,
kindness, positivity, and love.

Our Oil Change is like a thorough Physical Exam each time. Kwicky Lube here!

DON'T MISS THIS FREE EVENT
Mission Viejo Business & Restaurant Showcase
Thursday, Sept. 1 3 p.m-7 p.m.
Norman P. Murray 24932 Veterans Way

We Scored 100% Customer Satisfaction Survey thru AAA our first year. We are proud to say we've done it many times now!

$50 OFF!
Oil/Filter Change + Full Vehicle Inspection
Battery Test/Charge + A/C Temp Test
Brake Inspection ONLY $20
Reg $70 8/30-31 WOW-WE!

We don't recommend anything you DON'T need....GUARANTEED.
Opps, I mean Karin-teed!

They say Controll:
weight blood pressure diabetes depression mental & physical fitness = no dementia
WILL you remember anything if you do?

No one should be going to the dealership for auto repair or maintenance unless they light their cigars with $10 bills

Yesterday is a canceled check
Tomorrow is a promissory note
TODAY is the only CA$H you have
Spend wisely

I'll SAY It AGAIN! We work on Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Audi, Volkwagen, Jaguar, Land Rover! We use the same parts and WILL save you Thousands!

Heard it all! There is a guy on the phone complaining that his A/C is blowing TOO COLD!
Can't make this stuff up!

One of the Largest Investments Is A Car
Yet How Many Read their Owner Manual

Imagine working out in the hot sun unable to sweat. Coolant cools the engine. We check fluid quality every oil change! Don't OVERHEAT!

GasBuddy.com Check local gas prices. Free Apps!

CRUISE CONTROL gets you better gas mileage on the freeway. And keeps you from speeding too!

If we can't fix your BRAKES, we'll make your HORN Louder! Dah! Of course we can fix your Brakes!

DO NOT pay for a Used Car until we inspect it. You can renegotiate the price if there are issues. If there's lots of issues u can walk away.

Think you're COOL? Wanna Be Cooler?
Need your A/C serviced? Here's $25 OFF!
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Its HOT. You can't just top off your coolant like back in the day. Each car calls for its own coolant. You can damage your vehicle. 707-5991

$20 OIL CHANGE MADNESS
6/29 & 6/30 ONLY By Appoint. ONLY
Includes Full Safety Inspection
Most Cars Call NOW!
949 707-5991

Dirt & bugs clog air filters. Replacing a clogged air filter could improve your gas mileage by as much as 10% & save you $ per gallon

Safe & Happy 4th! Road Trip? Here's a FREE Vehicle Inspection to avoid unexpected surprises. 949 707-5991 By appointment Only Please

CUT IT OUT!
Dialing your phone triples the risk of a crash. Reaching for it = nine times.
Texting = 23 times more likely to crash

LIGHTEN UP! A dozen keys hanging from your ignition & the bouncing while you drive can wear out the tumblers. An expensive replacement.

Ignition key “sticks”? Your ignition switch may be about to fail. Replace it before you get stranded.

Friends don't let Friends bring their cars to Lifty Nube.

And Summer is here. If my Air ain't BLOWIN' COLD...someone's gonna hear about it!
Got A/C? 949 707-5991

Driving over 60 mpr Decreases your fuel efficiency. For every 5 mph over 60, it is like paying an extra 24 cents per gallon for gas

We work on Mercedes, BMW, Audi, & all makes & models. We are a Preference to the Dealer.... Saving Our Happy Customers 1000’s of Dollars!

1 European Model's Tire Price = $348
Buyer Beware: Tires & Brakes on high end cars is a Killer! Maintenance is included? Not Tires & Brakes!

Underinflated tires wear more quickly & they lower your car's gas mileage. Quality TIRES Great Prices http://ping.fm/9W3Pm

June is National Flush Month Imagine working out in hot sun without the ability to sweat. That's your car in OVERHEAT! Get a coolant Flush

Yo! That car ain't no CHICK MAGNET, if all it attracts is a TOW TRUCK. Trusted OC Mechanic dot com

FREE Vehicle Safety Inspections by appt. til Monday. 949 707 5991 Have A Safe Weekend! XO We Love You

DON'T GET GAS when tanks' R being filled, turbulence stirs up sediment = cloged fuel filters & fuel injectors, necessitating repairs.

Regular Car Washes:
The single best thing you can do to maintain the finish on one of your biggest investments

Bird POOP has a high acidity that, if left on your car's paint for any length of time, can eat into the clear coat. I'm just saying.

Networking Tip # 5
If you are not in the room,
they're not talking about you.

Put car maintenance high on your list or
your car will become high maintenance!

Precious Cargo?
Neighborhood Car Care
Peace of Mind

Feel something fishy going on when getting your car serviced? FREE SECOND OPINION @ Neighborhood Car Care! We're here for you!

Saw it again walking this morning. Lady BEGGING her car to stay running after she started it. Get your ass a good mechanic Honey!

Don't be fooled by low ball price on a timing belt. They'll get you in, take it apart, next thing ya know, it's WAY higher than our quote.

It is ILLEAGAL for an auto repair shop to perform repairs without YOUR authorization. Should NEVER be a Shock when picking up your car.

Did you know we provide our customers with great quality tires that last as long as they are suppose to thru warrantee & @ a great price 2

I GET to help people with their cars.
I don't HAVE to.
How lucky am I?

Buying a NEW car? Talk to the experts B4 U Do. You want to know Future Maintenance Costs B4 U Buy! http://ping.fm/jfttG

Buying a USED car?
Let us Check it Over B4 U Pay For It http://ping.fm/5gZfZ

We can fix that leak in your headlight.
Neighborhood Car Care:
Only 1 getting taken for a "ride":
Customers in our Free Shuttle Van

Hear is to all of your vehicles' air conditioning systems working and flowing! What a GORGEOUS Day. Have we hit 90 yet?

Your car is NO chick magnet if all it is attracting is a tow truck! http://ping.fm/wJpdN

Even my well maintained car can break down in the middle of an intersection!Don't stay in your car. Have AAA & Me in your phone 949 707-5991

My husband Keith and I were just talking about God and he said: "I wonder what God drives"

If we can't fix your brakes
We'll make your HORN louder

Spoke to 140 Service Club Women about Shelter Dog Coats. They Kindly took all 600 Coats 2 B sewn. Thanks God 4 answering my prayer 4 angels.

When I greet my customers in our waiting lounge
I ask them "What are you In For?" :)

'Just made the coffee! Come n' get your oil changed! Wifi Cookies TV Library FREE Shuttle
OPEN Saturday 949 707 5991

So the husband says after we tell him his tires are BALD-"That's OK My wife just takes the kids to School in that car." Get a Quote B Safe!

Do your TIRES grip the road in this rain? We offer quality tires that last as long as they are supposed to at great prices! 949 707 5991

Free Tire Rotation at THAT Tire Shop turn out to be $350. They WARPED her rotors & declined responsibility. Don't Peice Meal ur car needs.

It is ILLEAGAL for an auto repair shop to perform repairs without YOUR authorization. Should NEVER be a Shock when picking up your car.

God
Please connect me with SEWERS to help with the shelter dog coats.
Me

M A R C H MADNESS
$20 Oil Change! 1/2 Off! 3/1 ONLY 1st 10 Callers Win! By Appointment Only. Reg. $40 Most Cars Call 4 Details 949 707-5991

3000 Miles or 3 Months. Check your Neighborhod Car Care Oil Change Sticker for your next Check Up

Your Car is LIKE A CHICK -- If you don't give her a little attention ... She'll Become High Maintenance! http://ping.fm/V5wFh

She dialed the Wrong Number. A little chit chat later, she is now our new customer!

What other Auto Repair Shop gets hugs from their happy customers?

February is National Flush Month. Come n' get your Fluids Flushed! Brake coolant power steering! Silly! What'd U think I was talkin about?

Neighborhood Car Care
We don't Recommend Anything You Don't Need
K A R I N - Teed!

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'Only thing getting screwed is your Lug Nuts

Soup weather

Be careful out there, it is raining

Neighborhood Car Care is OPEN Saturdays
8am-2pm. Coffee, Wifi, TV, Cookies
Come & Get Your Love 949 707-5991

What's for dinner Ralphs?

TIGHT SCHEDULE? Need More than your Oil Changed?
I can get you a Smokin' Rental Car Rate
$25 Unlimited miles. Free drop off & pick up

Oh the happy sounds of the Trusted OC Mechanic's busy shop!

We Use Quality Parts and Fluids.
Our honesty is what saves our customers money.

Update to Family "taken" at Dealership:
Dealer's UNNEEDED Itemized Quote: $3200
Our Ligit Repairs: $1300
Don't Make Me Name Names!

Drivers Manual: A very interesting read.
1 of the Biggest investment is a car, yet how many read the manual?

Over due for your next oil change? You could be damaging your engine.

Monday Maintenance: Coffee Wifi Cookies + 45 minutes = Neighborhood Car Care's Screamin' Oil Change & Safety Inspection! & U R Good 2 Go!

Open Saturday.
Wifi+Coffee+Cookies+45 Minutes=Our Screaming Oil Change with Full Inspection. 949 707-5991
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Don't waste my time, you can't afford my hourly rate.

February is National Flush Month. Come n' get your Fluids Flushed! Brake coolant power steering! Silly! What'd U think I was talkin about?

Maybe the definition of Perfection is something
that actually gets done.

Bumper Sticker Time: Your Car is NOT a Chick Magnet If All It Attracts is a TOW Truck

Your CAR is like a CHICK. If you don't give 'er a little attention, she becomes HIGH MAINTENANCE.

Maintenance is something you can do to avoid unexpected surprises. Like A TOW TRUCK. Get your oil changed every 3000 miles or 3 months!